My house is clean so fuck you.
I just dusted my house. And baked a brownie. My bed is made and my toilets are clean. There are no piles of crap on the floor and no cobwebs to be seen Washing baskets are empty and clothes swinging...
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I have been trying to find the right word to convey this… thisness… and the only thing that I can come up with is stuck. I can’t explain it. To you. To me. To anyone. I knew that I was close to...
View ArticleEven Emerson is all ‘Meh, fuck it’
This quote normally hangs on my wall beside my bed to help me forget that days particular fuckers and not spend my entire night plotting the demise of my enemies stewing over little things or trying...
View ArticleA few weeks ago I had this post all planned out in my mind where I was going...
Artists rendering of Karl. Probably. (not) (apt that he has an asp coming out of his arse though) So those of you that have been playing along at home can cross off gall stones on your Bingo cards in...
View ArticleThe secret to doing it all when you are chronically ill.
You can’t, idiot. And if you try you will fuck it up and every one will hate you. For the longest time I have been sailing down my own little river of denial, pretending I can do it all and...
View ArticleThe other taboo subject… betcha there will be no HASHTAG SO BRAVE...
Remember my last post where I was all ‘BACK TO WORK TOMOZ’ or whatevz? Yeah. Nah. Ok. Now those of you with delicate constitutions and tendencies to clutch pearls and be all ‘OMG you can’t say that in...
View ArticleSo I need your advice.
Hey, you guise. I know everyone is busy right now with holiday shizzle but I was wondering if you could just take a second from your celebrating and help a chick out. I don’t know how to do this...
View ArticlePeople are a bit shit.
People are a bit shit. And no, I don’t feel like elaborating on it so shit people can tell me I am wrong in my wrongness and can email me or message me to tell me how wrong I am or bail me up in the...
View ArticleThis photo, while looking like I am a caring and thoughtful mother nurturing...
Seriously Kelley, I don’t think you are supposed to put the punch line, so to speak, in the damn title of the blog post. Didn’t anyone teach you how to write click bait? Sheesh. Last time we spoke I...
View ArticleYesterday Boo’s school principal queried how I spend his DSP. So today I did...
I swear to Gah, at the time I was so shocked I didn’t have an answer. By the time I got out to the car I could have given her a whole fucking LIST of things that were disability specific, and four...
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